// NEW MONEY \\ 1.27.22 // Kill Rock Stars \\


CDC says you can spit in my mouth again but I think I would like to wait a little while longer.

#GGmulticolor Gucci // 📸 Polaroid i-Type Film, 2021

Got my Covid-19 vaccine on Friday and have been really sick ever since. Finally starting to come around now, exactly 43 hours later, but yesterday I barfed on the treadmill because I couldn’t make it to the bathroom and then once I started I couldn’t stop so I just kneeled on the treadmill and barfed on it like a dog for several minutes.

Speaking of dogs, happy #NationalPetDay to the world’s greatest nurse.

Pretty Baby // 📸 Polaroid i-Type Film, 2021

Finally found a vaccine appointment! I haven’t wanted a needle in my arm this badly since 1998.

#Gucci // 📸 Polaroid i-Type Film, 2021

There’s a Little Over a Week Left in Mental Health Awareness Month…

There’s a little over a week left in Mental Health Awareness Month and I just want to encourage you all to scream into the universe if that’s how you feel, eat a candy bar if you need one, watch TV until your eyes water when you can’t stop thinking about the pandemic, buy stuff you can’t afford as the prolonged isolation starts to really get to you, and give yourself a break from picturing your own death and the death of everyone you know for a day or two — but don’t stop being vigilant.

Social distancing is hard. Quarantine sucks. Being alone constantly is intense — and you’re doing great! Keep going. This won’t last forever, but right now it’s all we can do to keep each other safe.

I appreciate those of you who are taking this seriously. I see you. 💙

Quarantine, Day 42

I’ve been quarantined in my house for exactly 6 weeks as of today and I miss you. A lot. Send tweet.


For those of you with loved ones who insist on being assholes during quarantine:

Anyone who is not a member of your household should not be coming over, visiting your home, interacting with you and your family in person, or coming inside your house. This includes your parents, siblings, grandparents, romantic partners, friends, fiancées, coworkers, and kids.

People who do not live with you at your address and insist on breaking stay-at-home orders are risking the safety of your immediate family members, and are being super selfish and reckless. It’s just fucking stupid.

Yes, this time apart sucks. It’s lonely and hard and we all miss our people right now — but the folks who are still doing this irresponsible shit risk extending this lockdown to months, not weeks, for all of us (at best) and risk literally killing other people (at worst).



If your church was open today and you attended Easter Sunday services in person, I hope you get arrested.